"'You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. - Wayne Gretzky' -Michael Scott" - Me

saydolly:

Aziz Ansari is like the king of callouts.

(Source: renloras, via norskemily)

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thebaconsandwichofregret:

kimbbearly:

why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us

we do have a specific noise, it sounds like this:

“there are bees here lets leave immediately”

(Source: kimbbearlyold, via norskemily)

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intensional:

when you finally win a long argument

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digitalmovie:

Literally these two emojis define my entire life.

(Source: de4ctivate, via thefuuuucomics)

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