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bitchface12345:

u know whose pretty cool?? u…………………………………………..r mom

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narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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petewentzstolemypizza:

coldtartsbrewcoldersocks:

rnyselfie:

themurderscene:

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

is that my chemical romance?

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

but it actually is my chemical romance

petewentzstolemypizza:

coldtartsbrewcoldersocks:

rnyselfie:

themurderscene:

and if you turn to ur left you’ll see the emos

is that my chemical romance?

OH MY GOD not every group of emos is my chemical romance stfu tumblr

but it actually is my chemical romance

(Source: themurderscene, via thefuuuucomics)

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ciatlin:

reindeerplaydate:

w-for-wumbo:

I was not expecting that ending.

what the fuck just happened

they fucking wrecked did u not see

ciatlin:

reindeerplaydate:

w-for-wumbo:

I was not expecting that ending.

what the fuck just happened

they fucking wrecked did u not see

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ernoticon:

*tans for 5 minutes* *checks for tan lines*

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at a pool party

vayena:

"hey bukowski no offense but why dont you take your shirt off in the pool"
"why do we run from the rain but soak in tubs full of water"
"aight take it easy man"

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